mysterious rubber-fucking spandex pixie

i think dave’s shirt would be way too big on john though

it’d go down to like his knees

and then dave would just rag on him viciously cuz hes so puny you could stick him in oompa loompa bodypaint and he wouldnt stand out none

and then he doesnt get any sex 2nite because john is mad

so he wheedles and whines like a hungry kitten until john forgives him

he’s still too grumpy to try forming the beast with two backs though so they only cuddle

stop me guys i am a fountain of pepsicola

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